Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie...

What are you planning to do, photosynthesize?

Oh!  Have we got a video?

Me? Rik? A virgin? Hah!  Just try telling that to some of the foxy chicks who owe me favors! 

Some really selfish negative vibe merchant has boarded up my bedroom...

Bite Neil!  He's coffee flavored!

He'll bite me first... I'm obviously the most succulent..

Vampires only attack virgins

I don't like to say anything negative, but NO.

If anyone gets attacked then we'll know that they are a sissy virgin!  Oh, I hope snogging with SPG counts...

So in fact you see, all four of us have stayed up for the entire night.  Now that's what I call anarchy!