Or are you Cliff?   Or ARE you, Cliff?

He should have had a shorter rope!

Oh no.. a wet bum...

I thought you were dead!

That's no reason to hassle me on the toilet man!

You are not alone  -ly house!

I've tried to kill myself that way hundreds of times and it doesn't work.  You can never hammer in the last nail...

I'm being hassled in the street by a chick!