A complete stranger called me smelly.  I wouldn't have minded if he was 100 yards away...

There's a dead rat in there! Great!

Hands up who likes me?

I've told you a million times, do not exaggerate!

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence...

I like my bottom spotty!

I'm sorry Bambi, I was just remembering that part when you got lost in the snow...

Such a severely deformed ferret that in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig...

Had enough Nazi?  Or do you want some more?